"I felt too much, he didn’t."

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kingjaffejoffer:

thatshybutrudegirl:

kingjaffejoffer:

capturedcreations:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

Akitas she like this too…shits ridiculous

You just ruined my dream of getting an Akita one day

Noooo get one Perv! Akitas are the only dogs my family has ever had! You just have to train them!

Unless you can train them to not grow that much fur I don’t see what you talkin about

kingjaffejoffer:

thatshybutrudegirl:

kingjaffejoffer:

capturedcreations:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

Akitas she like this too…shits ridiculous

You just ruined my dream of getting an Akita one day

Noooo get one Perv! Akitas are the only dogs my family has ever had! You just have to train them!

Unless you can train them to not grow that much fur I don’t see what you talkin about

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kingjaffejoffer:

Sometimes when I go to the dumpster outside of my building there are people in the dumpsters collecting cans and bottles to recycle.

But it creates this weird situation where I can’t just throw my trash in there and ignore them because they’ve been meticulously sectioning the trash looking for…

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Hybrid Tea Rosa - “Marilyn Monroe.”

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Hybrid Tea Rosa - “Marilyn Monroe.”

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Anonymous said: you said you were bullied but about what though? There is nothing wrong with your appearance..

yasgawd:

i was consistently teased about being thin. i definitely looked unhealthy judging by my size but i wasn’t. long running joke about me bulimic. for years i couldn’t ask to go to the restroom without muffled laughing and what not. people threw food at me. shit like that. all. the. time. i started to binge eat to try to gain weight so people could leave me alone. didn’t work

i grew up in a minority school (black / latin) and obviously our standard of beauty differs from the default. yes the vast majority of magazines and media cater to people my size but where i grew up it was about ass titties and thighs. a ridiculous waist to hip ratio. thickness. something I had none of.

obviously I’m older now (plus I’ve gained weight) and I don’t care. thin privilege exists but i didn’t see that outside of my culture growing up

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Anonymous said: Are you religious?

kingjaffejoffer:

Yes.

Booty is my religion and I pray to it 5x a day.

I observe Assadan where I eat nothing but ass until it’s dark outside.

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Anonymous said: Nobody I like, likes me back. Can you help me figure out what's wrong with me?

kingjaffejoffer:

Nobody I like, likes me back” implies that there are people that do like you, but they’re not the particular ones you want. 

You got Hollywood aspirations and YouTube looks. 

Humble yourself. 

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